Creepy Evil Mr. Gnome floating...
So, Bryony and Andromeda moved out and they accidentally bought a quite expensive house, leaving us with not that much money. I decided to bring out my trusty (third) genie for some Fortune.
"Hey Eliza! Uh, can I, uh, wish for Fortune, uh, again?"
"Sure honey pie."
WELL. Why wasn't I invited to the wedding? And what is this Miller-Bloom business? Are they the Taylor-Johnsons or something? My first child-in-law... and she's older than me.
Ah, Salem Lamp. Speaking of genies, this dude is next on my list.
Watchin' TV with Flynn.
"So, uh...
...
... mmmmmmnmnmn..."
Dat stride of pride can only mean one thing...
Interesting choice of vehicle, my Effie dear. I've been informed that my children will be doing more with their lives thanks to a new concept called Story Progression. I will also get to find out what they are up to, yay!
Looks like Matilda, Hunter, Everly and Sheila (Evie's girlfriend) moved out of the house I built for them. Evie's still mysteriously 'on holiday'.
New day, new mood swing for Flynn.
And Drew! Both teenagers are moody today!
No! There wouldn't be anything wrong with my Heidi's home!
I have a sudden urge to vomit, so what do I do? I rush to the furthest away toilet and expel the contents of my stomach... through my whole face.
Sloane being cute and playing around with me.
Hehe.
So adorable.
Hey!
Being playful.
Oooh.
Back to normal! She amazes me every time. Fairies are so mystical and awesome.
What's she up to now...?
"Hey Mum, up there!"
"Huh?"
Oh!
She gave me chattering teeth! The little trickster!
Look at her, she looks so pleased with herself!
Grrr.
So, I got a little angry with her.
Is that so...? Am I ever going to meet this Cari, Teddy?
Looks like all my kids are suddenly getting romantic... Monet, you realise that Louie is Ethan's brother? You will be the aunty of Flynn if you marry Louie...
Tired after a long day of daycare and nausea, I fell asleep on my bed.
Only to discover I was, in fact, pregnant!
The next morning, Ladybug decided to wake me up.
"Really, Ladybug, I'm on maternity leave now! I don't need to get up for daycare!"
Effie and Moss? You realise that would make you step-mum AND half-sister to Evie and Everly, right?
OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!!! My first grandchild!! AGH!! I'm so excited yet so scared at the same time! Oh, wow, that must make me really old now. I guess I can expect grandchildren now with 22 young adult children. Oh, wow. I never thought Monet would be my first child to have a child either, being only baby 18.
I just
had to invite Monet over. I'm not sure what's going on with her eyes.
Freezing! (That's someone's imaginary friend there too. There are heaps of 'Blooms' around town, all called Patches, Lucky, Bobo etc. because of imaginary friends!)
"Oh! I can hear them! Hey! Hey, I'm your Nanna! Oh, wow, that makes me sound
so old! I'm still a young adult!"
Bryony came over too and stayed a while!
I was surprised that my bathers fit me with a baby bump.
Swimming!
I got all the kids in the pool at night time, whilst it was raining, for a swim.
My kids like wearing flippers for some reason.
Splashing Flynn!
Here comes Paris!
Haha!
She looks so surprised!
Hehe.
Splash! Look at that face!
Drew is skeptical about something...
That would be trickster sister Sloane daring him to do a hold breath contest with him!
My fat self swims by.
And he's up!
Sloane is victorious!
Oh wow, my bump looks huge from above water!
Oh, look who called me - Ryder!
Wow Tommy, great choice.
What's with my kids picking fathers of their siblings? I guess there's not too many choices left in this town, so you can't really blame them. And if they hit it off, well, good for them!
Looks like Heidi and Benjamin are getting married!
Yeah, I don't think the Sloppy Jalopy has any new car smells, honey.
Another grandchild? Oh, this is so overwhelming! My triplets are really getting ahead, aren't they?
Oh, labour!
Yep, there's the face.
Bryony and Paris are concerned!
Meet Baby 27, Lila Madison Bloom. She was born with the Genius and Perceptive traits.
And Baby 28, Isaac Salem Bloom, who was born with the Artistic and Excitable traits.
So, turns out this is actually Lila's skin tone.
And it gets even more confusing, with portraits for BOTH babies constantly switching, as well as actual skin tones. It settled down eventually though - Lila has Salem's blue skin and Isaac has my skin.
Yes, 'tis true.
Not really extended family (Lilac is the father of babies 2 and 3, Matilda and Hunter) but cool.
Heidi and Benjamin are expecting too!??!? More grandkids!!
My first grandchild!! A granddaughter named Connie Bloom-Parrott.
It's the twins' birthday!
Paris and Sloane ready to blow out the candles.
Sloane.
Paris.
Go!
Yay!
Sloane as a Teenager. She told me she wanted to look just like a fairy because being a fairy is "something special, and I should embrace it". She gained the Nurturing trait.
And Paris as a Teen. She gained the Perceptive trait.
"Um, Liam, a little close there bro."
Daddy watching.
It also appears Daddy is having a baby with big sister Gemma. All of a sudden, in under a week, I'm expecting four grandchildren!?
This is myself and Archie Soulbuster, the werewolf who lives with Starsprinkle and Salem (Salem has moved out now though). We tried SO MANY times, but it wasn't working!
Lila's grown up into a toddler!! With my hair and Salem's eyes.
Isaac has random brown hair and my eyes.
Drew helping by teaching Isaac to talk.
He was getting pretty exhausted.
"Hey, Mum, uh, could you teach me to drive please?"
"Sure honey!"
"Let's hope you become my second child to learn to drive as a teen - Bryony was first!"
A wild horse.
Ethan and Charley! Wow!
I've never expected the fathers to provide child support, ever. Salem's no different. I know he has no funds. This new system requires that he provide for them, but I really don't want that.
Oh! Birthday time for Ladybug! She's been a puppy for ages.
She's huge now! And she grew up into the window...
Archie was being quite odd, as Paris was scratching his tummy.
